I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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