I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
