am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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