Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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