Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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