we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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