Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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