I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
