for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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