Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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