My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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