do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
