I bet he comes in French.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
