I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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