ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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