Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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