brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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