I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize