No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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