You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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