dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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