RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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