Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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