I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Randomize