quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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