There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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