He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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