is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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