if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
too bad you live with your parents still
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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