if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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