do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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