There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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