how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize