Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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