Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I smell stomach acid.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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