I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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