I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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