its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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