She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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