Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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