so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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