dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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