Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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