Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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