just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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