YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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