Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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