Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It's just like the Real World with babies
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
her facebook's as public as her vagina
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
