he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize