You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize