are you still at the devil's house?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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