i just had sex bonerless
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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